nourrice:

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

jodiefoster:

she needs a hug (i’m she)

thelittlertiddy:

butimirrelevanttho:

fonzworthcutlass:

thelittlertiddy:

fonzworthcutlass:

thelittlertiddy:

Realistically as a super hero if you hear “the hulk is on a rampage” and your super power is something simple like flight or invisibility, you really gonna go try to stop him? Or will you just turn your phone off and fake like you were asleep the whole time?

As long as he aint in my front yard that nigga can stay mad.

On everything I’m flying my ass in the opposite direction.

the city folk: “Invisi-Boy help! The Hulk is destroying Townsville!!”

me:

Why is the hulk in Townsville?

Gentrification

punkrockpearl:

You: Dick Pics

Me, an intellectual: Portraits of Richard

aidn:

why do bus timetables even exist they might as well have no times and just the words “good luck” on them instead

mybpdblog:

peridotsofficialtwitteraccount:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.